Three Words: Magic Invisible Penis

There is an upcoming trial in Malalane, South Africa, for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor on fire after accusing him of having a magic penis.

Pastor Albert Malwane of the Izwi Zion Christian Church was recently dragged from his one-room house and burned to death after villagers accused him of talking to animals and using a magic, invisible penis to sleep with women. 

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorizing the community.

The pastor's house was also torched. His wife and daughter went into hiding.

Via news24

Posted on May 26, 2011 and filed under WTF?!?.