And when I say nigh, I'm talking Saturday, dahling. It's allllll over... according to the Family Radio cult. Founded by 89-year-old Harold Camping, Family Radio is heard around the globe in 48 different languages. According to Camping, Jesus will return to Earth Saturday and launch a five-month countdown to doomsday.
Thus, you don't have to totally freak out just yet, as we actually have 'til October 21 to kiss our asses goodbye.
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