Four Words: Post-Rapture Looting Party.
I think I can safely declare that now that I've heard those four words, I can die happy.
In anticipation of Saturday's rapture, fabulous jackasses around the country are hosting post-rapture looting parties. You might need to host one, too. I'm seriously contemplating.
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