That fallopian lunacy known as Princess Beatrice's Philip Treacy hat is rackin' up the cash for a good cause.
The hat's being auctioned via eBay, and proceeds will benefit UNICEF & Children in Crisis.
Currently, it's at GBP 19,000 (appx $30,800). Get your bids in here.
Go, Bea's hat, you freaky beast! Make that money!