Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)... such a lovely Orgasm Coach... we're livin' it up at the Hotel Seksifornia... any time of year (any time of year) you can find an Orgasm Coach heeeeere.
Mirrors on the ceiling... and pink champagne on... OK, enough. It's over.
There's a damn love hotel in Sweden. Clearly, as evidenced by my butchered Eagles' lyrics, you might suspect there's a gettin' off concierge--AKA Orgasm Coach---on the premises.
The Venusgarden hotel in Skurup (Near Malmo) is operated by professional Orgasm Coach and best-selling author of Orgasmera Mera (Orgasming More), Ylva Franzénhusband, who runs the Love Hotel with husband, Åke Fridell.
The three seksiness-themed bedrooms---Kamasutra, Venus and Tao---boast a receptive assortment of amenities such as oils, candles, feathers, toys and... stuff... to enhance the lodging experience. Hot Swedish hotel times!
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