“After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the presidency," Donald Trump just said in a statement.
“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” he said, adding, “Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion, and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”
Phooey! Now who are we going to make fun of? We need prompt replacement, STAT!