Trump Fires Himself!

After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the presidency," Donald Trump just said in a statement.  I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” he said, adding, “Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion, and I am not ready to leave the private sector.

Phooey! Now who are we going to make fun of? We need prompt replacement, STAT! 

Posted on May 15, 2011 and filed under Announcements.