And the most ironic nickname of the day goes tooooo....

Drumroll, please.... Hummer Mom!

Congratulations to our lucky winner, Christine Hubbs of Livermore, California. The 42-year-old mother of three is now facing 67 sexual assault charges in connection with the statutory rape of two teenage boys, one of whom was her daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend. YIKES! 

She's known around Livermore as "Hummer Mom," because she's always driving around town with kids in her Hummer. Ugh. 

HUMMER MOM! Are you f*cking KIDDING me? I've said it before and I'll say it again: you simply can't make this stuff up. The truth is, indeed far, farrrrr stranger than fiction. 


You KNOW Mrs. Robinson gave mean hummers! 

Posted on May 6, 2011 and filed under News, WTF?!?.