Drumroll, please.... Hummer Mom!
Congratulations to our lucky winner, Christine Hubbs of Livermore, California. The 42-year-old mother of three is now facing 67 sexual assault charges in connection with the statutory rape of two teenage boys, one of whom was her daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend. YIKES!
She's known around Livermore as "Hummer Mom," because she's always driving around town with kids in her Hummer. Ugh.
HUMMER MOM! Are you f*cking KIDDING me? I've said it before and I'll say it again: you simply can't make this stuff up. The truth is, indeed far, farrrrr stranger than fiction.
You KNOW Mrs. Robinson gave mean hummers!