And the most ironic nickname of the day goes tooooo....

Drumroll, please.... Hummer Mom!

Congratulations to our lucky winner, Christine Hubbs of Livermore, California. The 42-year-old mother of three is now facing 67 sexual assault charges in connection with the statutory rape of two teenage boys, one of whom was her daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend. YIKES! 

She's known around Livermore as "Hummer Mom," because she's always driving around town with kids in her Hummer. Ugh. 

HUMMER MOM! Are you f*cking KIDDING me? I've said it before and I'll say it again: you simply can't make this stuff up. The truth is, indeed far, farrrrr stranger than fiction. 

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You KNOW Mrs. Robinson gave mean hummers! 

Posted on May 6, 2011 and filed under News, WTF?!?.