OK, I'm Done.

According to InsideNova.com, an 18-year-old man dressed up in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk last night from a Virginia Walmart.  Sources reported the man was crawling while he exited the store, trying to emulate a cow. 

That is QUITE enough. 

Posted on April 28, 2011 and filed under News, WTF?!?.