Today's Lesson: Weed-whackers Always Win Two landscapers in Orange, Connecticut engaged in battle today. One ended up in the hospital with a weed-whacker-induced head injury. One party was arrested for assault... via weed-whacker. I simply can't continue. I'm totally going to pee my pants. That's all for tonight. Posted on April 26, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under WTF?!?.