OK, I've officially had my fill of royal wedding fever, thankyouverymuch.
This frightening pizza was commissioned by Papa John's Pizza. Kate Middleton's dress is made of cheese. Note the delicate pepperoni flower perched ever-so-gently atop her mushroom veil. Prince William's morning suit is made of peppers and salami.
"Royal Wedding fever is sweeping the world so we couldn't resist having some fun and creating our very own pizza portrait of Kate and William to celebrate their forthcoming marriage," said Andrew Varga, Papa John's chief marketing officer, in a press release.
Sorry, you can't order this majestic pie. It's one-of-a-kind. Laaaame.
Nothing says royal wedding like a mozzarella smile, dahling.
OVER IT.