Sir, this ain't no roller derby... - PALM BAY, Fla. -- A man was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of grabbing girls after knocking them down at a roller skating party in Palm Bay. Click here to read the rest of the story. 

Fabulisa note: This story has one of my favorite news quotes of 2011 thus far...

 "(They) put handcuffs on him, and the whole entire crowd, everybody at the Skate Jam, was clapping and applauding the police," Clausen said.

Absolutely PRICELESS. Five stars. Cheers to everybody at the Skate Jam!

Posted on April 17, 2011 and filed under News, WTF?!?.