Pug wars at Camp Sheen. Sadly, ex-wife Denise Richards was the tirade target this time. My heart goes out to that woman. Not only did he put her through that whole fiasco at the Plaza hotel back in October (when naked, cracked-out Charlie tore the room apart and the hooker locked herself in the loo... yeah, that fiasco... they're all kinda merging into one big lump of ka-ray-zay now, right?), but now he's pissed that she won't let her treasured Pugs stay at his home anymore.
Why? Because Sheen recently neglected one so badly that it died. Next!
Unfortunately, Crackie, I mean Charlie, won't let it go. He recently unleashed the following rant via Twitter:
"We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE."
Then he added: "Like a Dinosaur Stampede from middle earth RAGING atop Col. Kilgore's main rotor, our assault must be EPIC. The Truth is our rocket fuel. c."
Wow, Charlie. "Duh-neese Poor-ard." You have officially reached eight-year-old boy status. Fail.