It's Chaka Khan's birthday. Why it hasn't been made a national holiday is beyond me.
The fact that it isn't national Joan Crawford day today is also troubling. It's her birthday, too. No dead jokes, it's Joanfriggincrawford, for cryin' out loud -- have some respect!
I'm spearheading a campaign to make today National JoChakan Khanford Day. I'm taking this as far as I can. Who's with me?!?