My Sister is an Antagonist Bitch.



OK, so I'm sitting here in my home office, quietly working... minding my own business... when a text message pops up from my sister, Kelly, who lives about 1,300 miles away.

Sister: REDRUM

Me: Ohhhh, shit.

Sister: Bored... just messin with you

Me: Bitch, I will choke you out. Now I've got the image of the old lady in the tub stuck in my head. Infernal cackling.

Sister: Sweet dreams : )

I am so afraid of The Shining. It could be 2:15 p.m. (which it is), and that flick STILL gets me all creeped-out.

Great, now I'm sitting here petrified, waiting for that crazy bathtub crone to jump out from any nook and/or cranny in my chic treehouse and chase me around with her putrid, pruny skin flapping...  cackling all the while. I'm dead, for sure.

Posted on March 16, 2011 and filed under Rants/Raves.