Birthday Brawn!

Oh, Fabio!

Cascading golden mane. Pectoral insanity. Epitome of romance and manliness.

So manly, you kill geese with your face... while riding a rollercoaster, no less.

The coaster's name: Apollo's Chariot.

Busch Gardens Williamsburg. 1999.

According to one park guest, a dead goose could be seen floating in the river below the drop where Fabio was supposedly hit.

I'm such a jerk.

Sorry, Fabio. I know you only want to be acknowledged for your seksi ways, but--clearly!--I still can't get past the goose thing. I'll try harder.

Here's a little birthday cake for you, baby.

Ohhhh, I suck.

Happy birthday, Fabio.

Posted on March 15, 2011 and filed under Birthdays.