Cascading golden mane. Pectoral insanity. Epitome of romance and manliness.
So manly, you kill geese with your face... while riding a rollercoaster, no less.
The coaster's name: Apollo's Chariot.
Busch Gardens Williamsburg. 1999.
According to one park guest, a dead goose could be seen floating in the river below the drop where Fabio was supposedly hit.
I'm such a jerk.
Sorry, Fabio. I know you only want to be acknowledged for your seksi ways, but--clearly!--I still can't get past the goose thing. I'll try harder.
Here's a little birthday cake for you, baby.
Ohhhh, I suck.
Happy birthday, Fabio.