Somebody Took Too Much Charlie Sheen

Please waste a few seconds of your precious time on my top ten list of Charlie Sheen quotes (thus far).

1. "Let's hook up and just bring fiery death."

2. "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."

3. "I drink water through my eyes."

4. "I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen. If you try it, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

5. "They picked a fight with a warlock."

6. "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."

7. "It was so gnarly, I can't remember."

8. "Go back to the troll hole where you came from."

9. "I'm rolling out magic, bro."

10. "I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering."


Posted on March 2, 2011 and filed under Celebrities, WTF?!?.