Please waste a few seconds of your precious time on my top ten list of Charlie Sheen quotes (thus far).
1. "Let's hook up and just bring fiery death."
2. "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."
3. "I drink water through my eyes."
4. "I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen. If you try it, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
5. "They picked a fight with a warlock."
6. "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."
7. "It was so gnarly, I can't remember."
8. "Go back to the troll hole where you came from."
9. "I'm rolling out magic, bro."
10. "I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering."