In a dream last night, I was the lucky recipient of several cat bites.
I consulted some dream interpretation sites this morning. Instead of finding answers, I found some wacky-ass sh*t that wasn't remotely congruous.
From DreamMoods.com:
To dream that a cat is biting you, symbolizes the devouring female. Perhaps you are taking and taking without giving. You may be expressing some fear or frustration especially when something is not going as planned. If you dream that a cat is scratching you, then it suggests that you are feeling threatened.
And here's experienceproject.com's interpretation:
The cat is a symbol for self-deception. Not your enemies. It means you believe something that isn't true that makes you feel better. Think of a cat rubbing up against you to make you feel good. That's the kind of thought you are having. So the cat represents a sexual illusion you have about someone, feeling sorry for yourself or for others, or something to you do or believe in that just isn't true but makes you feel safer.
Whaaaat? Totally lost me after the fourth sentence. And what's the deal with sneaking the sexual illusion part in? Where the hell did that come from?
Here's a succinct offering from Mysteries24.com:
To dream the cat bites or scratches you, means you fight for justice and seek the truth.
Finally, the award for Most Fabulous Cat Bite Dream Interpretation goes to Guest from Blurtit.com:
Cats re coming to dream is not good Because Cat have no good behaviour its have full of Fear, And too much bad smell also from it's Body, If u have any doubt see one Cat's Eyes for frequently 3 mts after that u can catch my point,So cats coming in dreams not good.So avoid those kind of dreams.
WOW! That's a whole bucket of crazy right there. I heart you, Blurtit Guest. You win, dahling. Five-star fabulous, hands down.
Thanks to all the dream interpretation sites for absolutely NOTHING. Yaaaay! Complete waste of time. Never again.