Considering the fact that it's currently 9°F and my pipes are frozen, it's hard to believe that spring approacheth. Nevertheless, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow this morning. This means we only have two more weeks of winter.
Sorry, Phil. Not buyin' it, man.
The National Climatic Data Center says Phil is correct about 40 percent of the time. Just sayin'.
I'm gonna go use my neighbor's toilet now. Awesome.
Happy Groundhog Day.