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Super-cool t-shirt boutique, Guerrilla Graphix, just relocated very close to my chic treehouse -- yay! Naturally, I had to stop in and welcome them to the neighborhood. Whilst there, I picked up this fab little number.
Shop online or in-store. Here's my next purchase:
How much do you love it? Personally, I can barely handle how fabulous it is.
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"I understand about beautiful hats. I have one or two myself that I made myself... out of alpasia wool and glue-on diamonds. It's beautiful. Jesus would like it. I wear it for his glurry." --- SQL
Dude... STOP. How many times are you going to try to publicly humiliate Sandra Bullock? Enough, already. Sheesh.
During an interview on Howard Stern's radio show yesterday, Stern asked James who was better in bed, ex-wife Bullock or current fiancée, Kat Von D.
Rather than taking the high road and keeping his fool mouth shut, James replied, "That one is an easy no-brainer: Kat Von D, one hundred per cent. She's a vixen.''
FAIL.
Happy 85th birthday to Ann B. Davis.
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Waukesha Patch - A man, who is reportedly mentally ill, spoke with police at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday in the 100 block of Corrina Boulevard for previously running around naked in the downtown area, according to the Waukesha Police Department call log.
The man told police he would not run around naked again but that the voices in his head were telling him to have sex with a horse, the log states.
A social worker was called to assist with the situation.
Click here to read the original story.
* Fabulisa note: Crazy man and livestock sex... again. I wonder if bath salts had anything to do with this?
In an attempt to save the town of Cairo, Illinois due to massive flooding, the Army Corps of Engineers opened the levee at Birds Point in Mississippi County, Missouri, Monday night.
As a result, several local cemeteries and grave sites are now totally flooded.
The county coroner has advised the public to be on the lookout for burial vaults, caskets or skeletal remains. Trés fab!
Anyone who sees the floating dead should not take matters into their own hands; they're advised to call the coroner's office at McMikle Funeral Home: 573-683-3773.
It's May 4, and geeks everywhere know what that means: Star Wars Day!
Please enjoy this extra-stupid Star Wars dance-off clip. Contestant #1, disco Chewbacca, kills it! How Leia and Luke won is beyond me. Lame.
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The boy is Moroccan Scott Cannon and the girl is Monroe Cannon.
Not bad. Could be waaaay worse, like, say, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee), Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette), Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon), Princess Tiaamii (Katie Price) and---last but certainly not least---Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson).
Hearty congrats again to Mariah and Nick.
Sorry, but it's true: she looks chimp-ish. And she needs a stylist. The Fredericks of Hollywood look isn't helping anyone, girl.
My fab sister, Kelly, took one look at the Pre-Fabü Sneak Peek post and informed me that she, too, had a thing for high-collars, ruffles and stripes... in 1981! Witness the photographic evidence.
VanDyke sisters super-highcollar-ruffle-stripe power!!! BAM! POW! Take THAT! People can't handle it! They simply don't know what to do when faced with this incredibly chic force! They hide like baby childrens or skittering rodents. They. Can't. Take. It.
Thanks for the pic, sis. Five stars.
Audrey "Epitome of Fabü" Hepburn was born 82 years ago.
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OK, I just did a bit of research on these bath salts being blamed for the lingerie/goat tragedy...
These aren't standard bath salts like we spa-lovers are so fond of. "Bath salts" is merely a nickname for methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV), a psychoactive drug with stimulant qualities. It's known to cause some seriously ka-ray-zay behavior for days on end, and gobs of health problems. Click here to read a pretty creepy news story about the stuff.
Here's the kicker: it's legal. You can purchase it at head shops, convenience stores and other retail outlets. Apparently, the stuff's frequently located near the energy drinks. It's the new meth, and it's available everywhere... while marijuana remains largely illegal... go figure.
Bath salts are sold under many names, including:
Don't throw out the bathwater just yet. Things are a' changing. Today, the Florida Senate unanimously voted to ban MDPV/bath salts. Yay, Florida! Lord knows you've got your hands full of crazy over there, anyway. The last thing you need is even crazier crazies, beloved Sunshine State. Get those bath salts out, pronto!
This better not jack up the price of my treasured AHAVA fabulousness, that's all I have to say. Any junkie that comes between me and a deluxe soak is in for a world o' pain. I will choke bitches out. Watch it!
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Thanks to the journalists who risk life and limb while doing their jobs.
Governments: it's your duty to respect and uphold the right to freedom of expression enshrined under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
Long live freedom of the press!
According to the Kanawha County, West Virginia, Sheriff's Department, yesterday a West Virginia man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal.
Click here to read the story and view the absolutely classic mugshot. Let's hope this man gets the help he desperately needs.
R.I.P. Bailey the pygmy goat.
Last night's photo shoot at Naman Studios for next Fabü was fun, fun, fun!
Next column's topic hint: high-collars + ruffles = propriety.
Click here for StyleCaster's Met Gala coverage, Met Gala 2011 Fashion: The Best, The Bad and the Bridal.
It's James Brown's 78th birthday. We miss you terribly and love you greatly!
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Everyone's in on the joke about Princess Beatrice's hat. Yay! Let the barbs fly, dahling! Here's a gem from TotallyLooksLike.com: "Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
Then there's this genius of a Tumblr site, People Wearing Beatrice's Hat.
And, naturally, the hat has its own damn Twitter account. Perfect tone: proper, well-mannered and snooty as hell! Recent posts include: "There they go - onto the balcony. Stealing my limelight," and, "Thank you darling. And I adore.. whatever that thing is you're wearing."
Personally, the hat reminds me of the female reproductive system. Sorry, Bea. Just sayin'.
Many thanks to Princess Beatrice and Philip Treacy. Laughter is, indeed, the best medicine.
Once again, it's time for one fashion's biggest nights: the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala exhibit. This year's exhibit feature is "Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty," a tribute to the late designer.
Gisele Bundchen just leaked a photo via Twitter of the McQueen gown she's wearing tonight. Fab!
