Posts filed under Birthdays

Purple Birthday

Prince. Rogers. Nelson.  I'm just going to shut-up riiiiiight now, or else there's gonna be a SLEW of adoration. Paragraphs upon paragraphs! 

But first, this: Prince, you are otherworldly, sir. A bona fide genius. Happy 53rd birthday. 

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Posted on June 7, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Freddy Birthday

Happy 64th birthday to Robert Englund, better known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger

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Posted on June 6, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Blahday

You KNOW there's not much going on if today's birthday spotlight falls on this clown. Sorry, Kenny G. fans. It's pretty much impossible not to make fun of your prince, who is 55 today.  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5tAQgSe73g]

Posted on June 5, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Ruthday

Dr. Ruth Westheimer is 83 today. Happy birthday, Ruth, you seksi beetch. 

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Posted on June 4, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Bad-Ass Birthday

Suzi Quatro, happy 61st birthday. You are so fierce that tigers bow at your feet.  Without you, we might not have Joan Jett, The Runaways, the Riot Grrrl movement, etc. You toured with Thin Lizzy. Kiss OPENED for you in the early 70s. You're so fabulous that I'm just going to shut up. 

Two final words: Leather Tuscadero. 

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Posted on June 3, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Videos.

Brady Birthday

Hopefully, Wayne Brady won't have to choke a bitch on his 39th birthday. 

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Posted on June 2, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Brookeday

Happy 46th birthday to the ever-lovely, ever-poised, Brooke Shields. 

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Posted on May 31, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Ceeday

Happy 37th birthday to Thomas DeCarlo Callaway... better known as Cee-Lo Green. 

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Posted on May 30, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy Nicksday

Stevie Nicks is 63. Huge childhood idol. When I was home alone, I'd tease my hair, take my sister's top hat from her janky-ass magic kit (sorry, Kel) and carefully perch it upon my frizzed-out mane, don my stepmother's shawl and platform wedges (sorry, Deb), then spin around in circles whilst bleating out lyrics from Fleetwood Mac's Rumours. Happy birthday, Stevie, you witchy wonder woman. 

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Could this be any more fabulous?!? I think not. 

Posted on May 26, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Music.

Happy Ozday

Happy 67th birthday to Frank Oz, master puppeteer and voice/operator of Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Yoda and Grover, among others. 

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Posted on May 25, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.

Happy T-Day

Happy 59th birthday to Mr. T, a man who is so fabulous, it's foolish. 

Please, please, pleeeease enjoy this 80s fashion show, hosted by T himself. Five stars, without hesitation. 

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That T is one smooth betch. I took some notes in case I clam up whilst emceeing the Bon Fete charity fashion show next week. Please attend, if able. Rescued dogs and cats need our help. 

Posted on May 21, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Events, Fashion, Videos.

Happy Cherday

Cher is 65. Perhaps she will treat herself to some fab injections or even a scalpel-related situation. I say GO, lady. Get that work done! Do what you've gotta do to stay on top. Don't ever get all Wildenstein on us, now. Just keep it simple; the basics. Your lips got a little too big for a while there, but last time the paps snapped you, they looked fine. Five stars, diva fabulosa. We heart you. 

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Posted on May 20, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays, Music.

Birthday Grace

Grace Jones... 59... no words. Wait, yes I certainly DO have words: Lady Gaga, eat your heart out. THIS is the true original. While I respect you for your tireless work ethic and superlative marketing skills, when it comes to originality, you've got zilch on Grace muthaf*ckin' Jones, lady. Next!

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Posted on May 19, 2011 by Lisa Brown and filed under Birthdays.