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Rude Awakening

OK, this clock... nooooo. Meet the Aphelion alarm clock, which boasts a hellish snooze feature: When the alarm sounds, the damn clock launches a ball into the room, forcing the user to rise from bed, locate the ball and place it back into its clock-spot in order to active the snooze feature. 

I'm annoyed just thinking about the whole ordeal. 

via übergizmo

Posted on May 17, 2011 and filed under Products.

It's bin Laden Bites!

Nothing says "commemorate the execution of the al-Qaeda founder" like vegan chocolate. 

To honor the mission of U.S. SEAL team 6, PETA is sending sweets to the elite team's headquarters in Virginia Beach. 

Posted on the PETA site:  PETA is sending the U.S. Navy SEALS some very special dairy-free chocolates called "Bin Laden Bites." With every satisfying bite, the SEALS can savor the demise of a terrorist who caused so much human and animal suffering. 

Click here to order bin Laden Bites

Posted on May 6, 2011 and filed under Products, WTF?!?.

Fab Alert!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Cx82OFXM0] Fab new game alert! Call of Duty: Black Ops Escalation. It's a May 3 release, kiddies. George Romero cameo. Need I say more?

Posted on April 28, 2011 and filed under Products.

Fab Alert!

Kitchen perfectionists, here's a little dream-come-true: the OCD Chef cutting board.  $25. Not bad. Buy it here

Posted on April 27, 2011 and filed under Products.

Viagra-laced beer!

Behold! Royal Virility Performance by BrewDog, a limited-edition beer containing Viagra. Apparently, downing three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue seksi-times pills.

According to the label, the brew contains Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and was brewed at BrewDog's brewery in Fraserburgh, UK. 

The beer was created to mark the upcoming royal wedding. Ugh. NO ESCAPE! 

Only 1,000 bottles are available for sale via BrewDog.com. Buy yours here. All proceeds will go to the Centrepoint charity, which Prince William supports. The BrewDog guys are considering creating more of this uplifting beer in the future. 

Posted on April 19, 2011 and filed under Products.