Click here to read about why Reagan's drug czar, Bill Bennett, pinpoints the start of America's decline to Amy Winehouse's Grammy win three years ago.
(Handy tip: read through to the gambling part. Scandal!)
Um... oh-kaaay. So everything was rosy before 2008, Bill?
It's late. You're bored. Why not waste a few minutes on GQ's excerpt of The Rogers & Littleton Guide to America's Douchiest Colleges, by H.L. Rogers and Peter Littleton, Ph.D.
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